i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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