I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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