I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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