He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Found your dick twin last night
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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