Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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