Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
zippers are such a cool invention
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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