Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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