benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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