he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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