Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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