Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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