You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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