Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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