? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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