I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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