he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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