honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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