i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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