Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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