Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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