if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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