bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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