Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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