Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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