I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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