Me too!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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