After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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