You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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