idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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