You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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