im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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