everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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