Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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