I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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