Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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