Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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