I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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