careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There r osticjed everywhere
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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