The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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