My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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