if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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