Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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