he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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