Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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