After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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