fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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