I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
