Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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