i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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