She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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