just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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