honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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