Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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