Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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